Depression is like Dragon Age's Bloodmother
Theme: Letter to M's Self
Created by IzzyMika 5 years ago
Turn 1 - redshirt
Laura got arrested. Great, right? Nope, she got out on bail.
Turn 2 - Enzym3
Turn 3 - BiBitch
Bailing a prostitute out of prison
Turn 4 - Rocket
Turn 5 - redshirt
Stripper experiences extreme wage theft
Turn 6 - Enzym3
Turn 7 - BiBitch
A broom being a bouncer at a strip club
Turn 8 - Rocket
Turn 9 - redshirt
I can't live with this vibrating broom anymore
Turn 1 - Enzym3
I am an edgelord and I play video games
Turn 2 - BiBitch
Turn 3 - Rocket
M as killer from Scream
Turn 4 - redshirt
Turn 5 - Enzym3
Your dead mother wants drug money, or she'll cut your heart out!
Turn 6 - BiBitch
Turn 7 - Rocket
Stabby zombie trying to get haircut post apocalypse.
Turn 8 - redshirt
Turn 9 - Enzym3
Clicker threatens to cut Elvis' hair
Turn 1 - BiBitch
15 year old me roasting me while predicting my current life
Turn 2 - Rocket
Turn 3 - redshirt
Someone's bonfire got a little too intense
Turn 4 - Enzym3
Turn 5 - BiBitch
Lava faced lady liberty
Turn 6 - Rocket
Turn 7 - redshirt
Squidman, King of Fire
Turn 8 - Enzym3
Turn 9 - BiBitch
Cthulu's even sexier wife.
Turn 1 - Rocket
Too goth for goth before knowing what goth was
Turn 2 - redshirt
Turn 3 - Enzym3
When Edgar Allen Poe isn't dark and goth enough for you
Turn 4 - BiBitch
Turn 5 - Rocket
Kill the telltale heart
Turn 6 - redshirt
Turn 7 - Enzym3
The chasm you will be crushed in after your still beating heart is removed
Turn 8 - BiBitch
Turn 9 - Rocket
That time you fell down a ravine into hell chasing an apple