MJ 20th bd

Theme: Oh dear God it's been 2 decades

Created by BiBitch 4 years ago

Turn 1 - BiBitch
There wasn't really so much an edgy phase so much as an edgy existence
Turn 2 - redshirt
Turn 3 - Enzym3
Angry goth energy drink stand
Turn 4 - BiBitch
Turn 5 - redshirt
The music store in Night Vale has a robot now
Turn 6 - Enzym3
Turn 7 - BiBitch
Being forced to buy shit from the burning music shop by the robo cops
Turn 1 - redshirt
Dial-up sounds Eeerrrrr were wrrrrr Shhhhhhhhhh
Turn 2 - Enzym3
Turn 3 - BiBitch
Nonsense on a telephone
Turn 4 - redshirt
Turn 5 - Enzym3
Facebook over dialup spies on your brain
Turn 6 - BiBitch
Turn 7 - redshirt
Facebook to chair to fossil
Turn 1 - Enzym3
I never expected to live past sixteen in this heartless, lonely world
Turn 2 - BiBitch
Turn 3 - redshirt
MJ doesn't get why being older than 16 is worth it
Turn 4 - Enzym3
Turn 5 - BiBitch
So bitch having an existential crisis in the window of some shop with sixteen in it's name
Turn 6 - redshirt
Turn 7 - Enzym3
Say "16" three times in the mirror and see your soul