The Jesus Lizard
Created by Enzym3 7 years ago
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Seeing Jesus in your toast
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Natalia
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79th Nutella Princess dreams of fame - and toast
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Mutant girl poses before double-bird garbage sculpture after nuclear holocaust
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Washington D.C.
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Moses Lizard
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Lizard evolves to grow hair instead of feathers
Because lizards are birds
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Chinese zodiac's ginger hipster dragon
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A dirty loiterer pretending to be a bouncer
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Police accidentally stole a different cop's car