The Jesus Lizard
Created by Enzym3 7 years ago
Deck B
Turn 1 - redshirt
Moses Lizard
Turn 2 - Enzym3

Turn 3 - redshirt
Lizard evolves to grow hair instead of feathers
Because lizards are birds
Turn 4 - Enzym3

Turn 5 - redshirt
Chinese zodiac's ginger hipster dragon
Turn 6 - Enzym3

Turn 7 - redshirt
A dirty loiterer pretending to be a bouncer
Turn 8 - Enzym3

Turn 9 - redshirt
Police accidentally stole a different cop's car